if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

doweceasetoexist:

Fucking Louis C.K. cracks me up

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

thegreatgoggles:

the-1967-blackimpala:

yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

Flawless hairy man beast.

Personally victimized by shampoo.

tastefullyoffensive:

DIY Bowser[squirrelpicnic/via]
scotiasiren:

damn right you don’t know shit hoe

scotiasiren:

damn right you don’t know shit hoe